Grayson: What’s this?
Me: It’s a Zevia.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me (enunciating): It’s a ZEVIA.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me (hesitating to go down this rabbit hole): It’s a ginger ale.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me: It’s a green can.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me: It’s an aluminum can.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me: It’s a Zevia brand ginger ale packaged in a green aluminum can.
Grayson: What’s this?
Me: I don’t know buddy, I’m tapped.
Grayson: It’s a soda. It’s a soda daddy.
Me: … Okay smarty pants.