Grayson: What’s this?

Me: It’s a Zevia.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me (enunciating): It’s a ZEVIA.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me (hesitating to go down this rabbit hole): It’s a ginger ale.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me: It’s a green can.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me: It’s an aluminum can.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me: It’s a Zevia brand ginger ale packaged in a green aluminum can.

Grayson: What’s this?

Me: I don’t know buddy, I’m tapped.

Grayson: It’s a soda. It’s a soda daddy.

Me: … Okay smarty pants.